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“This is Grog......'s Oracle thingy where you can talk to me. Except I'm not here.
So talk to me on the Oracle thingy and I'll talk to you back another time.”
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( username: GRANDPOOBAH )
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[ *OOC NOTE: Grog is functionally illiterate, and uses the Oracle's text-to-speech option to read all incoming written communication. He'll either respond via video or voice, or he'll do his best to write something back. Just... don't expect perfect spelling or grammar. ]
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For Grog
Merry Winter Crest my friend enjoy this ale all winter long.
[ DELIVERY - HOLIDAYS ]
12/25ish | Special Delivery
Gift Delivery (backdated 12/25)
To: Grog
From:
[ Instead of writing her name, though, Willow had drawn a simple doodle of herself, hoping that would be more recognizable than if she wrote her name.
Inside the box is a dried flower crown, with the flowers remaining strong despite being dried, and don't crumble no matter how roughed up they might get. There's also a drawing inside in the same bubbly style of both Grog and Willow wearing flower crowns together. ]
[secret santa delivery!]
because what's a Christmas??but at some point during the end of the month, a medium sized dog with a fuzzy white coat will trot his way up to the main entrance of the castle where he resides. Since he's in animal form, he doesn't bother being stealthy--this is a normal way to deliver a gift in broad daylight without being too intrusive, probably. He's fashioned a carrying pack out of a wooden caddy, tied onto his back with rope; and into which he's put a large bottle of stout ale, a package of walnuts, and a package of hazelnuts. This type of alcohol he had to try himself--it wasn't his favorite thing, but he thinks this one has a good flavor as much as he can tell. The nuts he's more certain are of an excellent quality and chosen to pair well with the alcohol.][He sits himself at the entance, pulls the rope out of its knot to release the caddy from his back and eases it onto the ground. After the nudging with his nose, he gets it situated where he wants it--where it looks the most presentable maybe?? He's not sure. He's never delivered a gift by
as adog before. The whole idea of being assigned a stranger to gift something is weird enough on its own, but if that's the custom here then he's trying to be a good citizen.][With the gift placed, he turns next to the door and scratches at it for a moment. Not sure how else to get someone's attention, he just... leaves it there? This is fine. He's normal.]
[The gift also comes (regretfully) with a card tucked into the caddy:]
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Grog blinks down at the dog, pleasantly surprised. ]
Hello, little doggy. What've you got there?
[ He leans down and picks up the caddy carefully. It's Winter's Crest season, he knows, so being delivered a gift is not out of place, but he wasn't expecting this one. He sees that there's a note, which he plucks out and does his best attempt to read. ]
"To G..Grog Strong... Strong...jaw." Hey, that's me!
[ He grins, proud of himself for recognizing his own name. ]
"Puh-leez en-joy this... gift, with my... sin..." Uh... "sin-ker wish-uz."
[ He may need a little assistance getting through this whole thing... ]
JAN SLEEPR OVERFLOW
» Night Sky
[ Grog's not much bothered by the cold, so he's as shirtless as ever, just with a fur pelt draped over his shoulders. He waves when he sees who he assumes is the woman he's been speaking to, and holds up the bottles of ale. ]
If yer Night Sky, I think one a' these bottles has got yer name on it!
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A bottle all for me? A man after my own heart. ( She pushed the door open and stepped inside, inviting him to follow. ) Come on in before I freeze my ass off.
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» Vex
Yeh, I got my gauntlets. Was thinkin' 'bout askin' ta get my training room from Scanlan's mansion next. We could put it in the basement of the castle here, for trainin' an' all that.
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Hm.
Sadly, I'll need more room to practice than you do, but at least I have an idea for a gift. Thank you for that, Grog.
» Essek
[ Oh, there's a thought that hadn't occurred to Grog. ]
Caleb's little orange kitty? I didn' think he could carry somethin' as big as a hat... But I guess it ain't all that heavy.
Maybe it was him!
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[ Essek has seen Grog play with the cats and sneak them fish treats. ] After all, I have it on good authority that they like you, you are cat-approved.
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» Angel Devil
If you want liquor that's sweet as honey, that's mead. I ain't got any o' that, but they should have it at the Cask an' Anvil.
[ Grog will refrain from mentioning all the things he could do to make a girl scream if he wanted, out of respect for the younger folk using this network. ]
Willy's not that funny! 'S just what it's called!
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[ It's probably for the best he doesn't tell Angel any of that anyway. They'll just say it's gross and find something in it to troll him with. ]
Oh my god! Haha! Stop saying it! Please. You're killing me!
[ As timeless as they are, Angel is extremely immature at times. So the more Grog goes on about it or says it, the more the Devil is holding their sides and giggling. ]
I dunno if it's because you're so big and serious-looking or what but it's hilarious!
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» Black Cat
SHUR . WUTS THE TRIK ?
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shell show you how to say it before that
when you have the time
write down what you think a word is and then ask her
you can put her answer next to yours to look at whenever you want
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» Venat
Sure, you can join me, uh... What's yer name?
[ He squints at his device to try to sound out the letters of her username. ]
Uhh... "Ah-zemma-gayne?"
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» Izuku
Heh, sure am! Me an' Vex go way back. How d'you know 'er?
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» Blue
[ Again, that's bordering on too many words for Grog to follow. But the fact that they're spoken aloud instead of written down helps. ]
Oh, so she fell in love so bad she made her god mad at her?
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» Alice
Yeah, tha's her! You know 'er?
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Misfire Text;
@GRANDPOOBAH
Is he impressed? So much so. ]
HOW DID YOU DO THAT
ARE YOU A WIZERD ???
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