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“This is Grog......'s machine thingy where you can talk to me. Except I'm not here.
So talk to me on the machine thingy and I'll talk to you back another time.”

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Purchased Items

✨ BAG OF HOLDING 12/26/22
100 SPOONS A magical bag that can hold up to 500lbs of items within a pocket dimension inside it. If the bag is destroyed, so are all the items inside. Will be empty when purchased. EXPAND ENCHANTMENT ON ✨ ALCHEMY JUG 12/26/22
75 SPOONS Increase the variety of liquids the jug can conjure, as well as the number of uses per day.

Regained Items

✨ TITANSTONE KNUCKLES 10/24/22 Recovered from a chest which appeared after he rescued Eve from being stranded on a cliff. ✨ CHAIN OF RETURNING 12/28/22 Recovered from a chest which appeared after Grog and Su Fei followed a giant shadow qilin.

General Items & Gifts

GREATAXE 10/24/22 Picked up out of the ground on the October TDM, after which a monster spawned in the form of a giant man in black who could only be killed by a strike to the heart. LIQUOR 12/20/22 Holiday gift from Caleb. “The largest bottle of liquor he could find for sale”. FUR CLOAK +
HAND WRAPS 12/20/22 Winter's Crest gift from Vax. Delivered with a note with a doodle of Whisper. FORMAL WEAR HAT 12/20/22 Winter's Crest gift from Vex. Delivered with a note with a doodle of crossed arrows, a sun, and a bear. (Art by Xy) “BEST BUDDY EVER” TANKARD + BOOK TO LEARN ABCs & 123s 12/20/22 Winter's Crest gift from Pike. Delivered with a note with Pike's name (so he could practice reading it.) They will break in the new mug together. MATCHING STEIN 12/20/22 Winter's Crest gift from Peter. Grog's stein says “big monstah” and has a doodle of fists smashing together. Pike's says “little monstah” and has a doodle of Sarenrae's symbol. BEARD LACER 12/20/22 Winter's Crest gift from Keyleth. Delivered with a note saying she would help show him how to use it to make his beard look fancy. ✨ GRAND POOBAH'S THUNDER 12/20/22 Winter's Crest gift from Taryon. A magic woopie cushion that can generate a fart once per long rest that can be heard up to 100 feet away. Delivered with a note that was just a Doty-drawn picture of Taryon handing a package to Grog. WOODEN TANKARD + SWORD ORNAMENT12/25/22 Secret Snowflake gift from Kaneki Ken. Grog added the ornament to his formal wear hat. BEARD OILS + BEARD COMB2/14/23 Belated Winter's Crest gift from Scanlan. Delivered with a note saying Grog's beard was looking "a little rugged" and he should "show it some tender love."

Wanted Items

✨ DECK OF MANY THINGS 220 SPOONS Deck of magical playing cards. Obtained while looting Thordak's lair. Widely regarded as one of the most powerful (and dangerous) artifacts in D&D. As of Grog's canon point, two cards have been pulled, leaving eleven left in the deck. ✨ DWARVEN THROWER 350 SPOONS +3 Magical warhammer. Obtained while looting Thordak's lair. ADD ✨ BLOODAXE ENCHANTMENT TO GREATAXE 75 SPOONS Turns the normal greataxe into a replica of Grog's Bloodaxe from home. +2 bonus to attack and damage, deals extra necrotic damage to living creatures, allows Grog to gain 10 temp HP from reducing target to 0 HP. WELCOMING COMMITTEE 100 SPOONS Tags with new characters are worth 3x spoons.

TOTAL REMAINING SPOONS: 6   ( SPREADSHEET )   ( CODE )